The Star Of The Show
Our Masterpiece
Text-A-Turd QR Coded Decals
Hilariously Functional
Each QR code is unique. Just scan, register your number, and place the decal where nature calls. Then sit back and enjoy the laughs.
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Note: Use only on property you own or have permission—decals aren’t easily removed.
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Every photo you get is proof we’re here to fuel your twisted sense of humor with pure joy.
Turd-Themed Humor
How Does It Work?
For those who are curious enough to scan the Text-A-Turd QR coded decal, your registered phone number, along with instructions for sharing a photo of their masterpiece, will be electronically sent to their phone.
Don't worry. The shit-storm is temporary. The decal is only good for 100 QR scans to prevent a lifetime of shitty photos clogging the plumbing of your phone.
To Disable Your Text-A-Turd Decal
Had Enough?
Custom turds are all fun and games, until the your bowl overflows. We provide you with a plumber, on call 24 hours a day/7 days a week.
Simply enter your phone number on our removal page and our plumbers will immediately reroute the flow of sewage of texts to a catch-all number, designed to handle the flow.